The Fort.

Some day the wooded areas of my yard will be beautifully maintained and landscaped.

They will have paths and maybe benches and perhaps little rock walls.

Oh! And pinestraw covering all the messy stuff. Not that there will be any messy stuff because all of the big sticks and branches and stones will be gone (because they're going to be maintained, you know...)

Some day they will not have forts popping up everywhere I turn.

And that will make me kind of sad.